Kuala Lumpur is the capital of peninsular Malaysia. Any idea how far away Malaysia is? Remember that Seinfeld episode when Elaine didn't want anyone to know where she got her cool new glasses, so she told people she got them in Malaysia? It's far. But worry not: no matter how far from home you've roamed, there's a Hard Rock Cafe on every coast to fit your good ol' USA needs. To heck with local food and sights! Who cares about taking in the "culture"? Listen, if you've got a hankering for a burger and fries, or you need the lifeblood of classic rock coursing through your veins, look no further than here, good friends. We're rockin' at the Hard Rock Cafe Kuala Lumpur like a big ol' American rock lobster.